Sports
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Patriots Fans Trade In Aaron Hernandez Jerseys
The circus surrounding the first-degree murder case against former New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez returned to a white tent labeled “JERSEY EXCHANGE” outside...
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Al Pacino To Protect Child Molesters (In Joe Paterno Movie)
While a new college football scandal dominates the headlines, Hollywood is preparing to adapt another one. itfinal Al Pacino will star in a film called Happy...
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Heisman Contender Manti Te’o Never Had A Girlfriend That Died
Deadspin.com has an amazing report about college football start Manti Te’o. Those familiar with the player most recently saw him as a top contender for the...
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“Top That, Super Bowl”: Broncos-Ravens Game Was Greatest NFL Game Ever
Saturday night’s epic battle between the Baltimore Ravens and Denver Broncos for the chance to move onto the AFC Championship game was bigger than any...
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MLB Announces Drug Testing For 2013 Season
After nobody made the Baseball Hall of Fame because everyone was on drugs, Major League Baseball announced a sweeping drug program that will test all...
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This Year’s MLB Hall Of Fame Inductee: Nobody
After careful consideration, Baseball Writers Association of America have elected the next Major League Baseball Hall Of Famer… nobody. Everyone is on drugs, nothing to see...
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NY Jets Blame Everyone Except Rex Ryan
This morning, NY Jets owner Woody Johnson and head coach Rex Ryan held a press conference to discuss why they’re arguably the worst team in...
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The Real Loser From The BCS Game Is ESPN
It was pretty clear, pretty quick, that long-anticipated BCS Championship game featuring Notre Dame and Alabama was a bust. Alabama began trouncing on Notre Dame...
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Robert Griffin III Hurt, Nobody Surprised
First, when it comes to the Seahawks-Redskins game, we called it. Onto RG3 who, unsurprisingly, injured himself in a career threatening move. Yes, “career threatening.” Griffin...
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NHL and Players Reach Deal: Game On
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz1kmGKDuUE The United States and Canada avoided escalation of a cold war this morning when NHL and the player’s union reached a tentative agreement to...
